Do you have a weeaboo that you love?
Are you curious about your sexuality?
Do you want to know your true fetish?
Then the TRazor has the perfect solution for you!
The Troothbrush© uses the power of an ancient Japanese herb called smutons to produce a plastick-y substance that cleans away all those agamogenetic substances from your mouth and releases those feel-good whoop-de-do libidon cells so that you can arouse, and feel aroused by anything and everything~ The secret to our product is the smooth texture of the grip, so that you can hold on to The Troothbrush© however sweaty you get. Each Troothbrush© is specially handcrafted by our Trengineers to give both the brusher and the brushee the best possible moan by gently arousing all of the 32 white little g-spots. Trust us when we say You're Not The Only One Going HNNGG!™.
Now you might be thinking: Hey, how are these guys really selling me a tool that can seduce a weeboo with absolutely no effort on my part? Even if I don't know whether they like me or not? Nah, that can't be right...
Well, listen up, people, it's true! You can get that man or woman of yours wagging his/her tail just begging for a piece of your meat after catching a whiff of The Troothbrush©. All you need to do is find a sister or brother (or any person who has watched the critically-acclaimed Nisemonogatari series), take out your Troothbrush© and they will reveal their "troo" feelings for you! Next time you want a little ooh-ooh unngh-unngh in the trunk, just whip out your Troothbrush© and ask "Honey, wanna brush?". BAM, mission accomplished!
Millions around the universe have discovered the pleasures of using a Troothbrush©. It's became their handy tool for all nicest purposes! Here's what some Troothbrush© users had to say out product:
If you order within the next 24 minutes,you get the Troothpaste1000© worth $9.99 absolutely free!!! The Troothpaste1000© works perfectly with all versions of the Troothbrush© and can make 15minutes feel like 5minutes! The Troothpaste©, which you can get for free if you order in 23 minutes, also functions as a magnificent pose-maker which gives you The Courage To Reveal the Trooth While Brushing Your Teeth™.
Warning: Siblings sold separately. Troothbrush not responsible for interruptions by the other sister.
Are you curious about your sexuality?
Do you want to know your true fetish?
Then the TRazor has the perfect solution for you!
Presenting the all new Troothbrush© !!!
The Troothbrush© uses the power of an ancient Japanese herb called smutons to produce a plastick-y substance that cleans away all those agamogenetic substances from your mouth and releases those feel-good whoop-de-do libidon cells so that you can arouse, and feel aroused by anything and everything~ The secret to our product is the smooth texture of the grip, so that you can hold on to The Troothbrush© however sweaty you get. Each Troothbrush© is specially handcrafted by our Trengineers to give both the brusher and the brushee the best possible moan by gently arousing all of the 32 white little g-spots. Trust us when we say You're Not The Only One Going HNNGG!™.
Now you might be thinking: Hey, how are these guys really selling me a tool that can seduce a weeboo with absolutely no effort on my part? Even if I don't know whether they like me or not? Nah, that can't be right...
Well, listen up, people, it's true! You can get that man or woman of yours wagging his/her tail just begging for a piece of your meat after catching a whiff of The Troothbrush©. All you need to do is find a sister or brother (or any person who has watched the critically-acclaimed Nisemonogatari series), take out your Troothbrush© and they will reveal their "troo" feelings for you! Next time you want a little ooh-ooh unngh-unngh in the trunk, just whip out your Troothbrush© and ask "Honey, wanna brush?". BAM, mission accomplished!
Millions around the universe have discovered the pleasures of using a Troothbrush©. It's became their handy tool for all nicest purposes! Here's what some Troothbrush© users had to say out product:
Like, before using the Troothbrush© I was so lame, man. All these chicks be hitting on me, but sometimes I think they're all imaginary because one chick's got purple hair, one's got a monkey's paw, one's a ghost... I always knew my sister was the one for me because her bone(r)s were stronger than mine, but I didn't know her true feelings..then I discovered The Troothbrush©... and man, life has never been better! Mornings are never boring!
- Araragi Koyomi, part-time molester, full-time pedophile
I once ate my tooth. It tasted painful.
- Ralph Wiggum, best Simpsons character
Nessa Troothbrushes Troothbrush©!
-Nessa, winner of 2011's STFU Award
But wait, there's more!
If you order within the next 24 minutes,you get the Troothpaste1000© worth $9.99 absolutely free!!! The Troothpaste1000© works perfectly with all versions of the Troothbrush© and can make 15minutes feel like 5minutes! The Troothpaste©, which you can get for free if you order in 23 minutes, also functions as a magnificent pose-maker which gives you The Courage To Reveal the Trooth While Brushing Your Teeth™.
What are you waiting for?
ORDER TODAY!!!
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Warning: Siblings sold separately. Troothbrush not responsible for interruptions by the other sister.
