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The TRazor layeth the smackdown on 50 questions

Yes, that 50 questions. Can't say I wasn't tempted to change the questions so that I could plug a post for every question. Before I make the obligatory "Hai guyz I'm jumping on the bandwagon!" remark that seemingly every person has made, I thought I'd rather not take myself too seriously Because let's be honest, these are after all questions no one asked us on Formspring because no one really cares about us that much they're busy with their lives. Plus, why waste 50 posts worth of filler material all on one post? Really guys, has Naruto taught you nothing? So instead I'm going to have a little fun with this post. Meanwhile, somewhere in a dark corner, Marcel Proust is chuckling...


1. Who is your favorite male anime character?


He oozes manliness from every possible manly hole. He is the void wielding, singer seducing, toughest sonuvabitch on the planet.

2. Who is your favorite female anime character?


Now that woman knows true love! I love women like her with raw, primal passion.

3. What is your favorite anime soundtrack?


Of course it was going to be Thermae Romae!Where else can you find new and innovative tracks such as Clair de Lune?! Plus, there was this very awesome track called Ride of the Valkyries...it's so fresh and it has a tune that's unheard of. I foresee many Hollywood movies ripping this off for hero intro/return scenes.

4. What is your favorite anime opening + animation?




Too easy. The way the vocalist reaches those high notes makes Lia look like a tone-deaf frog...astounding aural experience.

5. What is your favorite anime ending + animation?





This is a very interesting choice, you might think. Even if you weren't thinking of it, you're thinking about it now, because I told you not to think about it (Hey Inception, how ya doing?). Basically, an ED is supposed to close off the episode by supplementing the mood of the final moments and leaving a tinge of sadness that the episode is over. Torch, a bouncy track, is the perfect ED for After Story, a high school comedy anime about harem, ecchi and coming of age. At the end of every After Story episode I was happy, energetic and was in tears because of laughing so hard...and when the characters moonwalked across the screen to Torch, I feel happy happy happy~

6. What is your favorite anime scene?






There's this one scene in K-ON, where all the characters stop playing music and decide to relax for a brief cup of tea. I loved how it was a change of pace, because of all the emotionally involving teen-band drama that K-ON is all about. So when they put down their instruments for the first time in 20 episodes and decided to have a cute little chat about pastries, I gobbled it all up. I wish the entire series was about them drinking tea and not about their band's struggle to get recognition....sigh, a man can but hope...

7. If you could meet an anime character who would it be?


Random hentai chick #1293. (Because I want to ask them how they defy the laws of physics.)

8. What anime character is most similar to you in terms of personality?


Random harem leader #1294. (Because we're both very nice people.)

9. What is your favorite thing about anime?


The food! In anime world, no food ever tastes bad. Have you ever seen an anime character try some new type of food and go "Ugggh, this shit's gross!"? Nope, it's always "Oishii~"

10. What is your least favorite thing about anime?


Plot. Seriously, I hate plot in anime. I wish all anime were like Nisemonogatari and gave showed the plot the show the middle finger and bombarded us with what fans want - fanservice.

11. Who are your favorite anime couple?


Tomoya Okazaki ... and Sunohara.

12. Who is your favorite anime animal?


Best pussy.

13. What anime would make a good game?


Mushishi. It'll be a FPS-style game where you use your Mushi gun to shoot off Mushi that appear outta nowhere. It'll be an intense game, much like Left4Dead, minus the zombies. No co-op, because as Ginko, you are #foreveralone.

14. What game would make a good anime?


Chess.

15. What was the first anime you ever watched?


Bible Black.

16. Do you think you will ever stop watching anime?

Yes. In a few months. Seriously.

17. What is your favorite genre of anime?


Tsundere lolis with guns.

18. What is your least favorite genre of anime?


Anything with a decent storyline is a strict no-no. The future of the industry lies in fanservice and moe.

19. Are you open about watching anime with the people you know?


No. They will become jealous of all my animu merch~

20. Have you ever been to Japan?


Aah, I wish! I hope to see all the tsuderes, lolis, maids and gundams floating about when I get there. I especially can't wait to visit the NERV headquarters...I heard they're experimenting on some nasty shit down there. I'm sure some gorgeous girl will gift me superpowers when I get there...

21. What anime was the biggest let down for you?


Death Note. For God's sake, that lanky brat spent 37 episodes practicing cursive handwriting and those pretentious pricks tried to cover it up by calling it a "psychological battle". Uggh, horrendous horrendous show...Aya Hirano, I am disappoint.

22. What anime was better than you expected?


Mars of Destruction. Infinitely symbolical. True masterpiece. 11/10.

23. What is the best anime fight scene?


I love that gunfight in Requiem for the Phantom where she kills 100 people with a single pistol without taking a single hit.

24. Who is your best anime waifu?


I hate questions like these. Why do you naturally assume I must have a waifu? What, just because I'm a guy I can't have a husbando? Uggh, homophobes are the bane of humanity.

25. What was your favorite video game as a child?

Pokemon Green-with-yellow-polka-dots.

26. Most embarrassing moment?


When  my Charmeleon evolved and I jizzed in my pants.


27. Can you drive and do you own a car?


No and no. Cars are for wimps. Real men bike.

28. Are you mature?

Who knows. Maybe I'll ask Fiore, my imaginary Poke-friend.

29. What year were you born?

1993.

30. Do you prefer cats or dogs?


31. Describe yourself physically.


32. What would you name your first child?

Ash Ketchum.

33. What was the worst injury you ever had?


Bible Black gave me many boo-boos.

34. What is your worst habit?


Being too kawaii~

35. Do you drink or smoke?


I am this.

36. Do you have a tattoo?


However I don't want these.

37. Are you a morning person or night person?


I'm just an awesome person.

38. Have you ever slept past midday?


I had a dream about this once. Turns out it wasn't actually a dream and I ended up missing school that day.


39. Are you really reading every question and answer?

Then you, dear reader, are awesome.

40. Can you count the number of friends you have in one hand?

There are three types of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't.

41. Do you wear glasses?


 Only if they look like these.

42. Are you a picky eater?

Vegan. Not much to pick from.

43. Would you die for someone?


Well, that's one decision I won't be able to go back on... so the day Arsenal wins the title is the day I will decide who I will give my life up for. There, now I'm safe.

44. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?


 To be a mahou shoujo, so that I could spread all the happy happy~energy all over the big round world uguu~

45. Do you believe in the supernatural?

The supernatural believes in me.

46. Would you rather be rich or famous?


If I'm one, I'm most likely the other, aren't I? Option (d) All of the above.

47. Have you ever committed a crime?


48. TRazor or trzr23?

Good question. TRazor is used to represent me, while trzr23 is used to represent this blog. Please note, it's not Trzr or trazor.

49. Does someone have a crush on you?

Everyone wants a piece of the TRazor's pie... (and these delusions are the reason for the next answer)

50. Are you in a relationship?


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